Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Plants vs Zombies

PROS:
  • very addictive
  • cute
  • funny
  • fun gameplay with tons of details (minus interests)
  • it's a defense of tower game so it's awesome!
CONS:
  • I mean VERY addictive
  • not enough polygons or shaders
CONCLUSION:
fun fast paced game, very brain dead (which is good) and cute with nice touches of humour (yeah that's right, hu-mour) more addictive than WOW and less geeky
just buy it

Terminator : Salvation (game)

PROS:
  • nice loading screen (good because you'll see it Very often)
  • great sound
CONS:
  • cinematics cut you in the middle of the action (like in the 90s Cinemaware but without the flair) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • boring level design
  • boring weapons
  • poor enemy AI
  • very short
  • poor voice acting, lame animation, $50 ... details at this point
CONCLUSION:
Typical franchise shit game crapped out by a hord of greedy & egotistical execs (and let's not forget clueless)
Worth every penny if you pay in pocket lint.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

x-men: origins

intro:
the other day i ate real cheese. a few hours later i took an epic shit. this shit stank the whole house. how does x-ment:origin compare ?

pros:
  • watching the actors' self hatred is priceless
cons:
  • everything
conclusion:
insulting attempt at caching in on a franchise - does fox's greed and incompetence know any limit ?